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Cancer Bats – Dead Set on Living

Cancer Bats – Dead Set on Living

This is an absolutely insurmountably heap of useless shit, and I don’t know where to begin. So in place of a review, I thought I’d name 10 things I would rather do than ever listen to this album again.

  1. Eat a gallon of unsweetened yoghurt using nettles as a spoon
  2. Fuck a tramp without a condom
  3. Read Shades of Grey
  4. Drink a bottle of vodka with my eyes and a pipette
  5. Go babysitting with the singer of Blood for Blood
  6. Dislocate all my joints and pretend I’m Mr Tickle/Stretch Arm Strong
  7. Get a job as Fred Phelps’ speech writer (I actually would quite like this job)
  8. Have a tabasco colonic
  9. Suicide by papercuts
  10. Listen to Your Demise
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