Five classic hardcore songs surprisingly okay for kids
Bryan Langdo got in touch with us saying he had an article about hardcore songs for kids. We’re not responsible for any damage caused by moshing youngsters đ
I spent my teenage years listening to hardcore and punk. Many years later, and many other musical interests later, hardcore is still my starting pointâusually the first thing I go to when figuring out what to listen to. With kids around, though, Iâve become keenly aware of the lyrics, volume, and aggression in it. No wonder I used to hide it from my parents!
You can only listen to so much kidsâ music before you have to put your foot down. I started with Husker Du one day on the way to the food store. âChartered Tripsâ ended, and I heard two voices from the backseat yell, âPlay it again!â Another time I had âPay to Cumâ on. (I didnât tell them what it was called.) And their reaction was insane. Jumping, laughing, shouting, âWhy is he singing so fast?â They loved it.
I realized I was onto something. So I dug through my music and my memories and looked for other child-friendly songs. I was looking for songs that donât have any cursing or adult themes, that arenât too aggressive, and that have some kind of hook thatâll grab a kidâs attention. I found five.
1. Circle Jerks – âWonderfulâ
Sure itâs sorta tongue-in-cheek, but that doesnât stop this track from being very child-friendly. âBe kind, say thank you.â Iâm sure the same words have come out of Barneyâs mouth at some point. But he canât shout them the way Keith Morris can. This is like hardcore gone hippie. Thereâs even some whistling.
2. Bad Brains – âSailinâ Onâ
Super fast. High energy. Bad Brains are the perfect band for your ADHD kid. Okay, Iâm not being totally serious. But this song, like so many of theirs, has a positive message: take life in stride. Plus thereâs that âAa Aa Aahâ part for your little ones to sing along with.
3. Descendents – âSilly Girlâ
This is just a good old love song, incredibly poppy, and sure to put a smile on anyoneâs face. And since frontman Milo Aukerman studied hard and became a biochemist, heâs like, a good role model too. NOTE: If you have no moral compass, your kids will love âEnjoy.â
4. 7 Seconds – â99 Red Balloonsâ
Apart from the occasional F-bomb, 7 Seconds is a band you want your kids listening to. They sing about being yourself, treating others well, and steering clear of drugs. This song is exactly what you think it is: a hardcore version of that early 80s piece of synth-pop. And with the back and forth between fast and slow, kids love it.
5. Gorilla Biscuits – âStart Todayâ
This is the title track of a classic NYHC album, And while most of the album is loud, fast, and all around aggressive, this song has a harmonica solo. Key lyric: âMy roomâs a mess.â Tell your kids the songâs about keeping their rooms clean. Tell them itâs coolâitâs hardcoreâto clean your room.
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